Nancy the Ripper
Affectionately also dubbed “The Witch of Commilonia”, is the aunt of the Dictator of Commilonia, and she likes to drink red wine.
She likes to rip papers, sometimes even presidential speeches. All of her life, she has done one thing, be a politician so she does not know how to be a regular citizen.
The Ripper was caught illegally visiting an illegally open hair salon to receive illegal witch-hair therapy. When confronted by news fakers she blamed her getting caught on incompetence of the salon owner, and excused herself.
She is our candidate for The Annual Dummy Awards for the 2020.