Biden: Buy a Shootgun

Biden says buy a shoot gun and shoot a couple of rounds in the air, then shoot them in the legs.

He told reporters that he instructed Jill Biden – his wife to do precisely that. Get out in the porch, cock it and shoot one round in the air, then cock it again and shoot another round in the air. If that did not stop them, shoot them in the legs. C’mon man!” said Joe Biden.

The Old Turks, a group of regressive TV talking faces financed by Horhe Choros – the head of biggest crime family in the U.S., raised concern over what they claimed to be “insensitive, mesogenic, gunistic, and racist” comments about the “communities of gunuphobia”.

“Shootguns should no longer be available to white liberal men or women because they have abused their white power for so long” said one member of a the Old Turks regressive. “Now it is time for people of color to enjoy the white privilege without being white” said the same dummy.

Answering a question from an admiring radical left fake news reporter on what type of gun might the senior citizen Biden may wish to buy next, the tired 2020 presidential candidate said he wants a bazooka for his next birthday.

Sleepy Joe after firing a few rounds of imaginary 50 caliber gun mounted on a Humvee expressed his support for the second amendment.

When a progressive dummy reporter pressed him to reject the American gun culture, he replied by saying “go jump in the lake and see how cold it is”.

A spokes person for the biggest American firearms manufacturer, Bazooka-R-Us said they feel flattered as they presume by “shootgun” the “big Guy” was referring to shotguns, and that they will be please to supply the nation with what they need.