Sleepy Joe Biden to Sign Executive Order for Double Mask Mandate

Majority of Americans believe that Joe Biden who wears masks mostly only in public appearances, is now looking to force the healthy citizens to wear two masks at the same time, at home or outside, while crazy Nancy Pelosi is pushing for three masks through her own initiative in the House of Representatives called “Three is Better than Two” Act.

A group of cohabiting Progressive Numberians in Berkeley, Commilonia took issue with crazy Nancy’s characterization of the comparison of the two numbers two and three, saying these numbers are equals and the old witch of Commilonia should avoid assign a better or worse values from these numbers, because that equates racism.

“These old white liberal racists are now trying to get the numbers to fight each other, instead of trying to get them to love one another and and hug each other” said the leader of the cohabiting Numberians of Commilonia.

While Sleepy Joe’s handlers declined to comment, Joe Biden was caught wearing two masks, causing a perception in the frightened public, specially among the immigrant communities and communities of color, that they will be forced to wear one mask made in China and then another mask also made in China at the same time.

Sen. Lindsey Gram (R-SC) was overheard saying along the lines that Sleepy Joe’s son who has a liking for hard drugs and female sex workers is leading the price negotiations for additional PPE purchases from the Communist Republic of China.

Biden has gone even one step further saying if people don’t double mask he will have them do triple masks next holiday season.