Woke Mob Adores the Czar of Commilonia Based Mega-Corp

Stories of the rich and filthy now a days are as catchy as they have ever been.

Infamous, Mr. Marc Jailkerberg, the oligarch of Book of the Face mega-corporation is facing the prospect of sharing a bedroom with sexually deprived tough gentle dudes over at uncle Sam’s guest house, for his role in screwing with votes of his fellow Liberalistanies in the 2020 presidential race. Mr. Zerj donated $400 million of his ill-begotten wealth to trickologolists to fool the public and force his will on others.

A group of mixed race/religion/sexual orientation/hair color group of progressive environmentalists, abortionist activists of the imaginary Great State of Liberalistan, kindly raised to the occasion. They banded together and created a game to help their beloved leader while uncle Sam is cooking his dinner.

After mulling over various diversified-IQ ideas for their game, hits of sour diesel, laughs, jokes and giggles, they came to reality and abruptly became concerned about the very realistic prospect of sodomy in the prison.

Then they started on non-biologically brewed green beers sold only in the local LocoLeta Collective, and shots of imaginary futuristic non-material hard liqueur.

The game they finally came up with is called “It does not hurt, it’s just uncomfortable”. All you have to do is sing it as a song at the time of need and that is the game.

However, they packaged it in a hard-cover book made of recycled fakenews papers that were unsold.