Socialism Tours Worldwide

Utopia Globe, a Commilonia based upstart company headquartered in the coastal city of Liberalistan, has secured the first round of seed funding to launch a tour company that specializes in bringing a socialist experience to the wealthy and filthy rich. Utopia Globe will offer guided tours to countries where socialism has been practiced for decades, so that their clients may enjoy an experience not available to them here in the United States of America.

Non-binary Wook McVertue, the founder and CEO of Utopia Globe, said the company will be living up to the “values” of “capital s” Socialism and will pay everyone in the company the same amount of money regardless of their job title, function, or number of hours worked.

“We need to be so woke that the other woke would envy us” said the progressive CEO McVertue.

Recognizing the shortage of food, healthy drinking water, lack of sanitation, prevalence of diseases including COVID-19, COVID-20 and COVID-21, his plan includes a two week intensive preparatory course for the elite tourists, which will expose them to ways of third world socialist countries, prior to their actual travels.

During the two weeks of training, tourists will drink amoeba laced water to boost their immune system, stop washing or bathing, abandon the use of toilet paper substituting it with hardened mud blocks, and frequently smell each others scalps for at least 1 full minute every hour.

McVertue said he wishes he had first hand exposure to such a wonderful world of socialism, in-person, so he could better design the experience for his customers, but he will spare no effort towards excellence.

In time for the 2021 winter holiday season, Utopia Globe is set to be inaugurated on the launch day by non other than his excellency, former president Barak Hussin Obama.

Obama said it is important for the filthy wealthy rich spoiled people to experience socialism locally before they could enjoy the full glories of it abroad.

Wook McVertue said Mr. Obama will officially be among the “First Tourists” to enjoy the services of Utopia Globe.

Utopia Globe, later on, will also add additional services to it’s vast range of offerings – immigration related services for those who wish to permanently resettle in a socialist country of their choice.